sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
There should be a competition, everyone on tumblr gets a go. the person who stays in there for the longest, gets to spend 24 hours with celebrity of their choice
CHALLENGE SO FUCKING ACCEPTED