sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
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I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
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doutzen’s a real beauty
✩ Q’d Busy eatting men ;D ✩
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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
There should be a competition, everyone on tumblr gets a go. the person who stays in there for the longest, gets to spend 24 hours with celebrity of their choice
CHALLENGE SO FUCKING ACCEPTED
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